Flare Forecast: Unpredictable
Forecast: 30% chance of productivity.
70% chance of heating pad.
100% unpredictable.
This “Flare Forecast: Unpredictable” graphic tee is for the chronic illness girls who know that planning ahead is cute… but symptoms have their own schedule.
Some days are clear skies.
Some days are cancel-everything energy.
And some days? We simply check the internal weather app and adjust accordingly.
Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this heavyweight garment-dyed t-shirt delivers that broken-in softness with a structured feel that holds up whether you're out and about or staying horizontal for “maintenance.”
The substantial 6.1 oz cotton fabric drapes clean without clinging, and the garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a soft, lived-in hue that gets better over time. Double-needle stitching and tubular no-side-seam construction mean it’s built to last — even if your weekly plans aren’t.
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Why You'll Love It:
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed for soft color + vintage feel
- Relaxed unisex fit (comfort > everything)
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
- Sizes S–4XL
Because the only thing predictable… is that it’s unpredictable.
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Relaxed unisex fit. True to size for a comfortable drape.
Size up for an oversized “canceled plans but make it comfy” vibe.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
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Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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Care Instruction:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron or steam low heat
- Do not dry clean
Basically: low heat cycles only. Your body handles enough drama.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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